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nero " 20 y of unpaid debt" ([personal profile] devilshocker) wrote2019-12-13 01:59 pm

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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-14 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ 45 laughs. ]

If you can't handle fighting, you shouldn't have picked one in the first place~

[ 45 is also at fault, but she enjoys making people feel bad, so. Yeah. Malphas comes back, with 45's submachine gun. ]

Danke, Malphas.

[ She casually aims her gun at Nero. ]

Where were we... ah, yes. You were going to try and teach me some manners, was it?
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-15 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ 45 has evasive equipment combined with how speedy she is in the first place, so she easily gets out of Nero's way and shoots his head several times with rubber bullets. Nothing fatal. ]

So you only pick fights when you think you have an advantage? That's real shameful.
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-15 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. My objective isn't to kill you.

[ She get that big old submachine gun and smack it across Nero's head akin to pistol whipping. ]
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-15 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
I sure wouldn't stab you with a gun, but--

[ She pulls out a sword hilt that has 2 inches of blade. It's awfully puny, but it has a very high chance of inflicting charm/brainwash, so she'll attempt to try and make any cut on Nero with it while shooting rubber bullets (but painful as they have something like sharp beast teeth pointing out of them). ]
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-15 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ 45 grins and lowers her gun. ]

Aw, that's cute~ but all you need to do is hurry on home now~ no fights, okay?
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-15 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Your home can either be the castle where people are holding the wedding, the haunted inn, or the house with a bunch of misfits in it.

[ 45 gives him the address... if that even matters because I imagine Nero would be like "how the fuck do I search for addresses in a backwater Japanese town". ] ]
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-15 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It had a murder scene in there so maybe you can investigate it if you get bored.

[ 45 laughs. ]

As if I'd hand you something as convenient as that! You're on your own now, Nero~ Don't try to pick fights here, okay? There's a Mr. "I tear monsters apart with my bare hands" and you'd have terrible luck to run into him.
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-16 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm? No. It just gets annoying. Who'd want to sleep with rowdy neighbors?

[ The fuck are ghosts to a robot. ]
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-20 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
What? Can't keep the information in your head? It's not that hard, you know~

[ She's just bullying 24/7. ]
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-22 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, he's not wrong. That's interesting for a tough guy to like, and 45 adds this to her blackmail portfolio. ]

How about long walks on the beach?

[ There's no beach here but it's funny to go along with it. ]
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-24 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. An omnipotent god doesn't exist after all.

[ Is she gonna tell him those things? Nah. ]

Okay, sweetcheeks. Go and find a place to stay in town before I decide to kick your ass.