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nero " 20 y of unpaid debt" ([personal profile] devilshocker) wrote2019-12-13 01:59 pm

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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-15 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. My objective isn't to kill you.

[ She get that big old submachine gun and smack it across Nero's head akin to pistol whipping. ]
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-15 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
I sure wouldn't stab you with a gun, but--

[ She pulls out a sword hilt that has 2 inches of blade. It's awfully puny, but it has a very high chance of inflicting charm/brainwash, so she'll attempt to try and make any cut on Nero with it while shooting rubber bullets (but painful as they have something like sharp beast teeth pointing out of them). ]
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-15 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ 45 grins and lowers her gun. ]

Aw, that's cute~ but all you need to do is hurry on home now~ no fights, okay?
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-15 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Your home can either be the castle where people are holding the wedding, the haunted inn, or the house with a bunch of misfits in it.

[ 45 gives him the address... if that even matters because I imagine Nero would be like "how the fuck do I search for addresses in a backwater Japanese town". ] ]
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-15 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
It had a murder scene in there so maybe you can investigate it if you get bored.

[ 45 laughs. ]

As if I'd hand you something as convenient as that! You're on your own now, Nero~ Don't try to pick fights here, okay? There's a Mr. "I tear monsters apart with my bare hands" and you'd have terrible luck to run into him.
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-16 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm? No. It just gets annoying. Who'd want to sleep with rowdy neighbors?

[ The fuck are ghosts to a robot. ]
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-20 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
What? Can't keep the information in your head? It's not that hard, you know~

[ She's just bullying 24/7. ]
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-22 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, he's not wrong. That's interesting for a tough guy to like, and 45 adds this to her blackmail portfolio. ]

How about long walks on the beach?

[ There's no beach here but it's funny to go along with it. ]
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[personal profile] defragment 2019-12-24 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. An omnipotent god doesn't exist after all.

[ Is she gonna tell him those things? Nah. ]

Okay, sweetcheeks. Go and find a place to stay in town before I decide to kick your ass.